Secret Product Line

You are all my wonderful friends.

So I want to tell you something and it is really special, but I can't.

Well, I can't do it here.

Why? The Company's compliance rules say I can't.  I know, they actually called me. If I didn't like their products so much, well, the products are great and help a lot of people.

So  contact me  and I will be happy to send you the link. 

I know this is all very mysterious, but it's not up to me. If I want to bring you this line, this is how I must do it.  I'll give you a little hint. It starts with an A. The second letter is S and it ends with an A.